rendzina:

when somebody cares for you, it is so apparent. in their words, in their gestures, in their actions - it is obvious. don’t settle for anybody who leaves you wondering.

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Reptile people check this out, beware of this woman

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This is the face of an animal abuser.

Lisa Presnell (@pagesandpaper on instagram) frequently uses paint on her snake, Lars. To look at him you’d think the poor reptile was about 5 months old because he’s so tiny and malnourished. He obviously isn’t being fed enough. He’s actually 2 years old. He has stuck sheds which are incredibly uncomfortable for snakes and can cause serious health problems for them. He is also slightly blue from paint not coming off properly.

Lisa Presnell is an animal abuser.

She does not care for her snake, she abuses him and uses him as a prop to make money from her sponsors. The poor animal is underweight and has skin problems, and is balled up in most of the pictures. Ball pythons only do that when they’re scared.

Lisa Presnell has abused her snake so much he is living in constant fear.

There is NO NEED TO PAINT A SNAKE. Mine is never painted in any of the photos I take. It being a Nontoxic paint for humans is not an excuse because it being Nontoxic for us is not the same for animals.

Please share this post, report her on Instagram, and make it known that animal abuse of any kind is not okay.


EDIT // I think it’s okay to take photos of your animals with books. I do that too.


However I don’t think it’s okay that she KNOWS IT’S Wrong but continues to do it.


She has been told off numerous times by the snake community and she still does it.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

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